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Gooching

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.
If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.
by whamola99 March 1, 2020
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Tonguing the gooch

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.
"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."
by WorriedParent32 March 15, 2025
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Gooch

“@selenagomez Wanna Lick My Gooch?” - Tyler The Creator 2011
by ThatGuy69420911 June 17, 2021
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Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching
Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"
by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014
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Gooch

Yo g wanna do gooch?
by goocher3000 March 2, 2021
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Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.
Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.
by I’m really him July 27, 2021
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Marshall Richardson (Gooch)

Bro this guy at the bar couldn’t even wheel a 2 so he went home with a dude. Reminds me of Marshall Richardson (Gooch).
by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025
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