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Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch
by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015
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my gooch bitch

wanna know what that smells like “My Gooch Bitch
by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020
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Gooch Week

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!
by 50ShadesOfTommy December 28, 2018
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Liquid Gooch

The liquid that secretes from between your balls and asshole.
I licked on that liquid gooch
by SERP-SORROW January 7, 2025
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Louisiana Gooch Tickler

Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since
Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy
by Tamji February 8, 2024
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The Gooch

The period between Christmas and New Year when no one knows what day it is and they wander around in a daze recovering from festive gluttony.
Person 1 - "Hey man what are you up to during the gooch?"

Person 2 - "Not sure, recovering from a food coma and dreading the forced fun of New Year I reckon"
by The Wordenator September 2, 2016
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gooch cube

Possibly originating from one Harriet Whiting via her diary circa 1945. The entry containing the term - like most of her writings - is littered with ill-applied mechanics, making it notably difficult to discern at times. Because of this, certain phrasing within the entry gave rise to the mystery of the "gooch cube," where Will Gooch - a man mentioned plenty throughout the diary, his surname but once - is described to have "...cubed the cattle," with the help of another man, Van Epps. Mr. Gooch's enigma of a surname combined with the odd phrasing of "cubing the cattle" (later substituted with "caking") gave rise to the term with "gooch" already being slang for a man's taint as of roughly 2003 ("gooch" as a noun being the gender-swapped counterpart of "cooch," a guy-cooch).
To many, this origin is completely unknown and instead exists as a nonsensical term within GIFs subtitled "gooch cube" in generic Sans Serif font - though Whiting's diary is indeed its oldest documentation. To clarify, to "cube" or to "cake" cattle is to feed them densely-packed feed often in the shape of a cube, hence the terms "cattle cube" and "cattle cake" to which the aforementioned are derivative, respectively (which is likely what Whiting meant).
As for the term's origin in the realm of GIFs, any known examples of its use are now lost, being dead links. To this end, "gooch cube" may not have a definition outside of this confusion, though it may be because of this reality that it has earned one.
ORIGINAL CITING "Van Epps bought 100 bushel corn piled on field west of State Land and he never went to church but hauled some in his trailer to-day and helped Will Gooch cube the cattle in p.m."

"What does that even mean? What's a gooch cube?"

"'Gooch cube' is funny. Teehee - haha."
by soiled_it January 29, 2024
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