An obscenely brobdingnagian severance package to an incompetent corporate executive who has been dismissed due to an egregious act(s) of greed. Golden parachutes, often ranging in the billions of dollars, are given to CEOs who have eliminated/raided the employee pension fund, closed work places due to massive oversea outsourcing or wall st. bankers stealing the equity out of hard working Americans' homes, dealing a death blow to the American dream.
Politicians oppose any type of aid or break for Americans because their own golden parachutes insure that themselves and their family maintain a standard of living which few Americans can afford or will ever know for themselves.
by Lou Daveeko November 7, 2016
Get the golden parachute mug.When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.
"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"
by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009
Get the The Golden Parachute mug.An after-sex move of knocking out your partner and then urinating on them. They will awaken, and be reborn as somebody who will never sleep with you again. Unless they're into that.
Jeff: I totally gave this girl a golden phoenix last night!
Matt: How'd that go?
Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.
Matt: Nice.
Matt: How'd that go?
Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.
Matt: Nice.
by spfee January 9, 2012
Get the Golden phoenix mug.The perfect racial combination of a newborn baby consisting of 1/3 Asian, 1/3 black, and 1/3 Caucasian, resulting in a golden-like skin tone.
My child ended up being a golden cookie after I smashed that half Asian half white girl. How lucky could my black ass get!
by oProton March 9, 2019
Get the Golden Cookie mug.by georgINA spellvin January 26, 2010
Get the golden noodle mug.When a female gets with a male that uses (Trojan) 'Magnums'. She receives "A Golden Ticket". Magnums are wrapped in a golden wrapper.
Shelly: "How was your date with Doug?"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"
Natalia: "It was awesome, I got a golden ticket!"
Shelly: "You lucky Bitch!"
by Bluemelody84 May 21, 2008
Get the A Golden Ticket mug.A cross between a golden shower and an angry dragon whereas guy urinates into the girls mouth and causes it to exit through her nostrils.
by Angry Wasp December 31, 2012
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