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couch fuckin

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum
Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin
by Peter long lasting June 27, 2010
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who’s fuckin?

A thought finisher.
When someone is thinking of what they are trying to say and pauses after they say “and fuckiiin.. ummm” during their lost mind dragging on the Ummm is when u sternly and definitively finish the entire thought they were trying to mumble on with a quick “Who’s Fuckin?! Is it you? is it me??” And their story is then permenantly forgotten and they will say huh., and then your good to move on with your day!
“Ohh yeah man I was all like skirt skirt into my parking spot and fuckin.... fuckiiin umm”

“Who’s Fuckin? You? Is it me?!?”

“…. “
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
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Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoe

A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian
Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.
by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
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Move Fuckin' Tree

Accomplishing a task that at times seems too tough, or something you severely dread to do. But, you know it has to be done.
Hey, Megan, I see you finally made it to work. " yeah, I had to stop in the middle of the road. I had to move fuckin' tree."
by Footguy1975 April 17, 2025
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EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI

A QUEEN. A GODDESS. WE. KA-FUCKIN'. STAN. Like, 1) makes me G A Y, 2) Soft girl tingggzzz uwu, and 3) Holy shit one of THE purest and most adorable people on Earth I swear to our sista God in Heaven uwu
SDFGHJKGKDF EDDIE KA-FUCKIN' SPAGHETTI MAKES ME UUWWWUUUUUUU <33333333333333
by Mahi!! February 29, 2020
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fuckin(g) narc

an uncool person, annoying ass, an over all dick, someone who you feel would tattle on you, if you're looking this up its probably you :)
Don't be a fuckin(g) narc Jimmy!
Why are you sitting in my seat you fuckin(g) narc!!!
She's a fuckin(g) narc!
by fuzzysoxchick September 23, 2017
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obus fuckin slee

When someone says something stupid that’s actually obvious
Did the girl break her ankles when she jumped of the bridge, obus fuckin slee
by Lil priiit October 25, 2018
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