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Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top
He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.
by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022
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Positive Friend

The person in your friend group who turns negative situations to positive situation, and gets you back up when your down.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.
girl one-"i wish i was the positive friend in the group!!"
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."
by thatpositiveperson November 28, 2020
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squatch position

A redneck sex position where the guy has his legs in the air and his cousin is on top.
Hey Dad guess what I did with cousin Debra last night!? I did the squatch position”
by Htychchf June 19, 2018
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weirdest sex positions

A black individual sucking a man off with a reach around from a spider monkey
Man those weirdest sex positions was wild last night
by Mr hands 2 October 25, 2022
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positive

utter; complete (used for emphasis).
"it's a positive delight to see you"
by Arminkshipper July 26, 2025
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positive vent

a vent a person said that is happy and positive
This is a positive vent showing that I am proud of myself.
by Disappointment(not rlly lol) October 7, 2023
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