A Fucking Mike

That one guy friend that you have, whether he's just annoying, a dumbass, or plain out retarded, he's a fucking mike.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Its just a fucking mike.
Person 1: Why is he fingering himself in the middle of class?
Person 2: Don't ask.

by Taipan 619 September 8, 2016

stupid fucking shithead

An ignorant person who you think is dumb/arrogant in general.

(stupid-dumb fucking-emphasizes the stupidity in this situation shithead-an arrogant person

Oh my god, Brad is such a stupid fucking shithead. He just stuck the plug from a toaster up his ass...

by MonsterMc May 26, 2017

Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch

adjective & adverb

a word used usally when you stub your toe or get hit by a bus/train, it can even be used as an insalt on the internet.

Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch that bus just came out of no where and hit me

by Shroom5799 September 29, 2017

A fucking joke

Here, take this. for your journey.

You have to many items to take a fucking joke.

Yo why cant you take A fucking joke?

by TheCapnREEEEEEEEE February 18, 2020

Ur fucking ugly

Hannah u ugly worm

Hannah ur fucking ugly.

by (Hannah) March 15, 2020

take a fucking sip, babes

“Take a Fucking Sip, Babes” is a an expression referencing an image of Kermit the Frog sipping a mug of tea, which is typically used to patronizingly indicate that someone is ignorant or naive

take a fucking sip, babes

by givemtejdjk April 28, 2017

WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!

A remark you can direct at a stranger when they do something in your presence that you find sexually offensive.

At a restaurant or cafe, a waiter brushes up against you making it out like it was accidental despite him having plenty of room to move about between the tables.
You yell out so the whole floor of diners can hear clearly: "WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!"

by kam75xx February 4, 2023