female

The human female specie is a self-praising, self-centered cruel version of the male one. They feel the need to talk alot more about their lives, the need to talk behind their friend's backs and being much more cruel than men in different situations when one needs their help or understanding. Generally fall in love in rich people with money, when claim that the looks don't matter and they're virgins until they get married. They think much more of themselves than they are, when they think much less of others. They expect to be treated like queens when they treat others like crap, and so on.
They often think they're better and smarter than men and do all kinds of feminist organizations to praise themselves when men don't even claim they're the better side, ever.

Male: Please help me...
Female: No! I have my own problems!

Female: Please help me...
Male: Okay, what's the problem?

Female: I HATE ALL MEN!!!

Male: She's really great, I love her.

Female: He's rich! I'll hire someone to kill him and get his money.

by -_Realist_- May 31, 2007

Alpha Female

A girl, usually short and stocky in stature, who is the dominate member of a group of girls. She typically was a soccer or lacrosse player in high school and continues to impose her athletic aggression on her pretty friends while out with them at a bar.

The tall brunette I was talking to at the bar was in love with me. Right when I was about to take her to Ron's house, her alpha female friend became enraged and forced her to leave.

by tactrash July 1, 2008

Female Dolphin

When a woman has sex with two USN Subermaine Sailors at the same time!

Last nght we gave this chick her female Dolphins last night! Tomorrow we are gonna give her gold dolphis.

by usnphillyssn690 May 24, 2008

females

the most complicated species of human

"period sis" "boo" "im a female and im proud" look at them females how much they cost?

by josepac45 April 29, 2019

Female

Source for cooking and sex.

Hey, female. FUCK YOUR FICTIONAL RIGHTS!! Fuck me then make me a sammich, dumb cunt.

by FUCK LAMB OF GOD August 1, 2008

beta female

A woman who is an alpha female wannabe; a poser. Or someone who sucks up to an alpha female.

Jane is always trying to be just like me. She's such a beta female.

by LaurenP April 27, 2008

Female

The superior gender is almost every way, shape and form.

"Being female is the most amazing thing ever. I have a hot, curvaceous body, no icky body hair, get treated like a goddess everywhere I go, can get infinite free money via OnlyFans, and am loved by everyone. The only downside is that I get periods. That sucks I guess."

by KrimsonKatt August 3, 2021