insomnia fairy

The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep.

Why's he keep looking around like that?

Insomnia fairies.

by The Dave February 22, 2004

Fairlady Z

Any models of the Nissan Z car. They include the 240Z, 260Z, 280Z, 280ZX, 300ZX, and 350Z.

The Fairlady Z is arguably the best japanese sports car ever produced.

by Jaanisar K April 24, 2006

hangover fairy

A person (boy or girl) who's job it is to console a very hungover person. They often supply the hungover with movies, snacks, and hugs. They are a the ultimate find in college.

person 1: hey, David how did that hangover treat you on wensday?
David: Dude, my hangover fairy came bye, helped me clean the puke out of my room, and then gave me donuts and coffee. We proceeded to watch movies.
Person 1: You're lucky, i just woke up in a pool of my own vomit!

by David Hanifi December 28, 2006

Fairfield Warde High School

A great school in fairfield. a bit too many drugees. a lot of rich kids.

I go to Fairfield Warde High School where I maintain a 4.9 GPA and smoke pot and have 3 million dollars.

by Warde February 24, 2009

sky fairy

The name of any god, spirit or divine presence of which there is no evidence.

See ya, I'm off to worship sky fairy.

by Spgoo June 10, 2008

Porn Fairy

The Porn Fairy leaves adult magazines in hedge bottoms for the benefit of schoolboys and others who are unable to pluck up the courage to buy their own.

"Where did you get those magazines I found under your bed?"
"I don't know - the Porn Fairy must have left them"

by Johnnybender October 25, 2007

Right-wing fairy tale

Any one of a number of fantastical presuppositions promulgated by the fanatical neo-con religious right in an effort to avoid honest conversation about the issues in favor of fear-mongering and disinformation of the masses. Bitches.
i.e. Trickle-down economics, USA-PATRIOT Act, Intelligent Design, survived aborted fetus, Axis of Evil, Vice President Sarah Palin, etc.

"What about the growing threat of survived aborted fetuses?"
"Like you, you brain-dead moron? Everyone knows that's just a right-wing fairy tale."

by mrbesbol October 28, 2008