Chris Church Maxing

Chris Chruch Maxing is when you wear a red nike tech for long periods of time

Damn twin ur chris church maxing

by Sigma skibidi goat February 4, 2025

church made

To be so scared that you have to go to church and pray.

Bet you wanna get high, or are you Church Made

by Twitch420 March 30, 2011

GOD CHURCH

A word that was first publicly revealed by Jake Paul in his MV " It's Everyday Bro". This guy needs to revew his grammar and his english vocabulary, because it doesn't mean shit. I guess he is just "begging for attention".

And I just dropped some new merch, and it's selling like a GOD CHURCH.

by kassoucv July 7, 2017

Church Hen

A woman, often a widow or spinster, who is very actively involved with her local church but for reasons of self-importance, the opportunities afforded for gossip, loneliness or boredom rather than strong religious belief.

The church hens were furious at the changes made by the new Vicar.

by ThePillenwerfer February 15, 2023

Church of Razor

Church Of Razor is a music group founded by Razor on February 23rd of 2021. Their music consists of a variety of different genres such as ghettotech, hyperpop and experimental trap music.

— Have you heard of this new band Church of Razor? they’re like…real indie
— I have actually, they’re awful.

by ivy malala March 28, 2022

Harry Church

Hot, sexy, big balls very sweet kind-hearted 6ft 8 and black

Person 1: Oh do you know a "Harry Church"
Person 2: Yeah I do they are so awesome and funny!

by BlackObama March 5, 2022

Haunting the Church

When a guy ejaculates in a girl, sending his holy ghosts to haunt her sacred place.

After a girls had sex, her "church" is likely to be "haunted" for a short time after and it's not advised for anyone else to go poking around unless they are super brave.

Haunting the Church:

Bro 1: "Hailey just gave me the eye, I think we're going to go back to mine for some 2 person push-ups."

Bro 2: "Easy there Bill Murray, she was doing some gland-to-gland combat with her ex at pre drinks. That church is haunted for sure."

Bro 1: "Sounds like mass will be in the Rectory tonight."

Bro 2: "Spooky..."

by MonsieurSoixanteNeuf November 6, 2021