shadow flexer

Someone who sneaks in an unnecessary flex or boast but claims they didn't.

A Shadow Flexer: "Damn bro. You just got those new Jordans? I copped them last week."
Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"

by Fresh Timbs May 9, 2020

people who are flexible

People who are capable of flexing the slightest and stupidest things to others and not knowing how slight and stupid it is. Very few people have this talent of hardcore flexing. Very flexible, indeed.

Some Gymnast: I am one of the people who are flexible.

person2: Yes you are :)

by howohowo October 29, 2020

flexorexia

The condition of having erratic, sometimes unhealthy eating patterns; characterized by fasts (periods ranging from a single day to a week where water is the only thing consumed by the flexorexic) followed by binges (often uncontrolled consumption of large amounts of food in a single short period of time)and more fasting. This cycle of extreme control and loss of control tends to repeat itself over and over.

Flexorexia is derived from the combination of anorexia and flexitarian.

Eating a large solid meal after fasting for three days causes one to experience nausea, diarrhea, and very interesting large amounts of gas, hallmark syptoms of flexorexia.

by Mandiegirl6789 December 2, 2005

hetero-flexible

A straight individual who is has/ or is not opposed to having sexual relations with the same sex.

Predominantly found in straight women who enjoy making out with other females.

A hetero-flexible person is most likely to engage is same-sex sex zero to several times. However, would not be against a a relationship with the same sex.

Also could be considered bi-curious.

Jamie: Is that woman making out with the hot blonde girl a lesbian?

Suzy: No, just another hetero-flexible.

Jamie: Damn.

by yesiam June 26, 2007

Flexmane

A muscular tattooed badass that was blessed with the kavorka. In each lifetime, there can be only ONE Flexmane. Also known as: Flex, Flexmane, The Flexmane, or even Flex Washington.

What is it about the Flexmane that all these bitches love?

by Burrrone April 5, 2010

Flexie

noun,

1. Workout-inspired selfie

2. Taking a photo of oneself before, during or post-workout; at the gym; while wearing gym clothes; while flexing

3. Shamelessly showing off your swole and toned self on social media

1. After my workout at Youfit Health Clubs, I was so swole I had to take a flexie to photograph my progress for all my peeps

2. I'm totally Instagraming that flexie! Double tap!

3. Check out my before and after flexie

by Youfit Health Clubs October 8, 2013

butt flexxer

One who flexxes their gluteus maximus muscles on a regular bases for pleasure purposes.

Jack is such a butt flexxer.

by Rockafella7269 June 11, 2009