Eli Hordiner

Straight gassed up mf, straight steal your girl kinda nigga

Eli Hordiner just came to my house and stole my wife

by Pope Chris November 5, 2023

Eli

a omni-sexual that's obsessed with their best friend zahia, and also lives flirting with Remi and is in an platonic poly relationship with remi and maliyah

Person1: "Hi Eli! "

Eli : "Hi"
Person3: "OMG IS THAT AN ELI??? "

by Just.a.friend2007 February 9, 2022

Eli

A guy who will make you feel really special, and then break your heart and cheat on you.

Friend: What happened with you and Eli?
Me: Oh he cheated on me!
Friend: What?! He seemed different

by monkeysocks333 March 24, 2020

Eli

Eli is a "kktaaie jongen", he rages at everything he comes across and likes to suck big dick. He doesnt care a bout others and is a total douche. If you come across a wild eli... Run. You dont want to hamg around with him, you'll get -3 rep. Every other post about eli is a lie and he wrote it himself because he is a selfish bastard. One more tip for if you come across one, give him a rope.

Eli is a real douche.
Ah! You're acting like a real Eli!

by Slipperslapper27 February 13, 2018

eli

oh my god eli is so fucking hot please fuck the shit out of me.

ME: “wow did you see how fucking hot eli is?!”
EVERYONE ELSE: “kys”

by 2olluxz March 17, 2022

Eli ;)

Biggest pp man

Eli ;) has a humungus pp wow

by ELI BIG PP MAN February 15, 2021

Eli-Job

When a person called Eli sucks your dick BUT ONLY THE TIP then waits to swallow the cum and regurgitate it out onto his sexy body

1. I got an Eli-Job yesterday it was lit

2. Yo wanna get down to an Eli-Job?

by Eli lover 69 July 21, 2024