over-erect

When one has an erection so great that one's willy bends back at an obtuse angel and pushes through your skin and cracks one's pelvis in two.

Billy was so turned on my the donkey that he became over-erect and had to be hospitalised.

by stiastyles June 20, 2007

bamboo man does not erect oneself

The word got its origin from from a chinese quote that meant something along the line of "Dissing others does not help oneself". When I tried to translated it into English literally, it turned out to be something pretty hilarious.

bamboo man does not erect oneself, so stop being a bad boy and make fun of your fellow classmates.

by artanis September 20, 2003

erecticles

One word to define the combonation of an erection, testes, and specticles.

I just gnarled my erecticles dude.

by Kyle Woelkel August 27, 2003

Erecion

Spanish for Erection.
Also the name of the Spanish based boy band set in New York sweeping girls off their feet and into their bedrooms.

Oye Mi hija, are you going to see Erecion live tonight.
You know it, my erecion for them is uncontrollable.

by Papi Chulo Platano November 26, 2007

erection

The firm and enlarged condition of a body organ or part when the erectile tissue surrounding it becomes filled with blood, especially such a condition of the penis or clitoris.

He got an erection after thinking about his dog

by beliwell February 6, 2003

Erectorias

A competition against homosexual men seeing who can have the longest erection (bonner,Hard on, ETC) the winner is crowned Erecorias.

Michael and Austin were erectorias in last nights competition.

by Carson H January 14, 2006

Erectard

Someone with Erectile Dysfunction.

Sorry I can't get it up, I'm an erectard.

Oh man, you use Viagra? I had no idea you were erectarded!

could also be shortened:

When I get drunk, I turn into a total 'rectard!

by FilmWise June 11, 2011