dick in the ear

when you stick your dick in maurice faedo's ear at a party.

guy1: "have you heard? maurice got a dick in the ear"
guy2: "yea he got it at some party"

by kkkforlife12 August 15, 2010

ear drops

Nature's body lube, from man or woman, that drips in your partner's ear as you adjust your positions for further activities.

She was smoking my bat, rolled on her side and demanded I take her from behind - that's when I gave her some ear drops.

by Queue Tip October 24, 2007

Ear Rape

When you hear someone who is so damn annoying that the sound of their voice is worse than being penetrated in the ear.

Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"

by JT Super Bad December 9, 2008

Ear Buds

Very large dicks that are called Buds, that go inside one's ear

Hey dude! You want Ear Buds?

by Sammy Holland June 19, 2011

Ear-Fucked

When a man pulls out and then cums in your ears

Man I ear-fucked her so good,she cant hear anymore

by Car-Car<3 March 30, 2009

ear plug

were someone who has peirced their ears, gauges them up in sizes, then replaces the tapered gaugers with little tubbe like things that look awesome.

me: hey look, that person totally gauged their ears up.

other guy: whoa thats sick, i like her ear plugs

me: yeah its fucking awesome

by X a v i e r. May 31, 2009

ear licking

Something that is mistakenly labelled as asmr when it should really be labeled as erotica.

Guy 1: Do you listen to asmr?
Guy 2: Yeah of course I listen to wet tongues dragging across a mic

Guy 1: No no I mean real asmr, aka whispering into a mic like a normal person
Guy 2: Oh okay, then no

ear licking

by Obv troll is obvious February 11, 2022