Douche Bag Syndrome

Also known as DBS, Douche Dag Syndrome is a condition in which a male human becomes incapable of gentlemanly conduct. Lying; cheating; selfishness; and ditching of his girlfriend, friends, and even family are common characteristics of this life altering condition. Men, even young boys, can lose the best pieces of their lives when affected by DBS. The cure is simply a conscious change of attitude and a reevaluation of priorities.

Man, did you hear about Tonya? Her boyfriend caught a bad case of Douche Bag Syndrome and left her for a hooker! He's gonna regret that one.

Douche Bag Syndrome by ashmallie March 27, 2010

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Douche Missle

Someone that is such a big douche bag that they might actually explode.

That douche missle better get the fuck out of my house.

Douche Missle by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

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Douche Pocket

It is the pocket of traffic on an otherwise empty two-three lane highway/thoroughfare caused by one (or sometimes two) individuals driving excessively slowly in the far left, passing, or "fast" lane.

It can also be used to refer to the individual creating this sort of traffic congestion.

Holy Crap ... look at that nightmare up ahead all caused by one friggin' Douche Pocket.

Douche Pocket by justhalfbad March 13, 2009

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douche pop

Music listened to primarily by douches, or made by douches. It is also listened to in secret by more of the mainstream population.
Examples include music such as 30H!3 and Cobra Starship's new album.

-Dude, did you listen to Hot Mess?
-Yeah, Good Girls Go Bad is just too much douche pop for me.

douche pop by Rokoroks October 4, 2009