Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus
Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.
Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.
Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.
Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.
by teeceeTO July 11, 2010
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An uncommon mental health disorder. Symptoms include:
Spelling problems, total retardation, being a dick, and not being funny at all.
Spelling problems, total retardation, being a dick, and not being funny at all.
Doctor: I’m sorry but your son has Vincent’s Disorder.
Mom: I think it’ll benefit everyone if we put him down.
Mom: I think it’ll benefit everyone if we put him down.
by James Patrick Benson November 25, 2019
Get the Vincent’s Disorder mug.A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.
My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.
by thatpersonchase October 27, 2020
Get the AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) mug.Cinematic Defecit Disorder, commonly known as CDD, is a unfortunate disease that continues to plague moviegoers each and every single day. It lobotomizes their tastes in film, to the point where they're beyond redemption. Please stop CDD :(
Person #1: Collateral was a kickass movie. Tom Cruise gave the performance of his career.
Person #2: Collateral sucked, it was boring. Go see Anacondas instead.
Person #1: -_-
Person #2: Collateral sucked, it was boring. Go see Anacondas instead.
Person #1: -_-
by VGerX2001 September 3, 2004
Get the Cinematic Defecit Disorder mug.A.D.D.;- Yet another illness some do-gooders have come up with as an excuse for the actions of today's ignorant, non-caring, couldn't-give-a-shit, benefit-grabbing, fuckwit youths.
Me; Is there a valid reason why you can't work and you're such a sponging loser?
Spotty pizza-faced youth;- I have Attention Defecit Disorder, you bastard! **manages to focus attention for three days on play-station, drugs, alcohol and signing for benefit**
Spotty pizza-faced youth;- I have Attention Defecit Disorder, you bastard! **manages to focus attention for three days on play-station, drugs, alcohol and signing for benefit**
by The English Gent November 20, 2007
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