When you vow to never drink Tequila again.
"Hey, Bobby, let's take some Tequila shots!"
- Bobby has nightmarish flashbacks to New Years Eve, 2008. His ears begin to ring and his hands start to tremble. His friends don't know it, but Bobby suffers from crippling PTSD (Post Tequila Stress Disorder).
by Wess Parsley November 25, 2016
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General anxiety disorder etc

A natural occuring emotion built into humans for survival and awareness .

It's very normal to worry about EVERYTHING. It's more common than you think, nowadays used as the ultimate excuse to be a flakey friend , a liar, selfish and most importantly a total cynical cunt .
Common symptoms include not contacting anyone or going into hiding , then appearing out or nowhere when you want or need something of somebody

Selfishness and being cheeky are a all too common.

Alot of people I know have zero issues going up to strangers houses to buy weed / drugs or to party , but have a massive issue getting work or interacting with people outside their comfort zone.
Anxiety 'sufferers' should be kept we'll away from normal functioning people as they only ever bring them down to their level , often filling them with guilt because he / she hasn't been a good friend to them.
God help you if you need them.
I have general anxiety disorder, I will let you down everytime you will rely on me , I will not work nor reciprocate your kindness , well because I have general anxiety disorder you see, so I can't function.
I do however smoke loads of weed and drink copious amounts of drink, because that doenst effect me.
Working does however , or being relied, if I'm ever late for anything because of you it's a catastrophic event because you have zero regard for my illness.
If I make you wait or make youate however , it's funny.
Il often put hahahahahah at the end of everything in a text so it cushions the blow of my invetibale failures and let's downs.
It's called general anxiety disorder etc
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Post Kenyan Funk Disorder

the term given to the feeling of helplessness Republicans feel with President Obama in office.
The Dow is plummeting and I wish we could shake this Post Kenyan Funk Disorder.
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The possessing and using of excessive email addresses.
May I have your email address? Give me a second to pick one, I have seven as I suffer from Multiple Internet Personality Disorder
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The possessing and use of more than three E-mail addresses by one individual.
John Smith suffers from Multiple-Internet Personality Disorder you can contact him at johsmith@yahoo.com ; jsmith@excite.com ; mejohnsmith@gmail.com and jnsmith@hotmail.com
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PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder — A term first coined by online class help expert, Jim O'Hara, that refers to the phenomenon that occurs whenever a student gets scammed online by someone claiming to be a "tutor," and now suddenly believes that ALL online tutors are scammers. Out of fear of being scammed again, students with "PTSD" force genuinely legitimate online tutors to go through completely arbitrary & convoluted nonsense to try to “prove” the tutor's legitimacy. However, because of the student's "PTSD," no matter how much concrete evidence the tutor provides bolstering their legitimacy, the student is still convinced the genuinely legitimate online tutor is just another scammer.
Jeez, this student that texted me got some serious PTSD: Post-Tutor Scam Disorder! Apparently, some foreign scammer from the Middle East claimed to be an expert in chemistry and tricked her into paying him upfront. Then he blocked her number and never heard from him again. Because of that, this student is making me jump through hoops to try to prove I'm not another scammer. It is complete BS that she's making me go through this nonsense when she totally didn't make that other guy do so before. But it's pointless, no matter how much proof I give her, her PTSD will still make her think I'm a scammer, so what's even the point of humoring her?
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Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)
"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)
by JayyTheOrc January 04, 2009
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