When you take a vacuum and suck everything out of a man’s body through his penis. Then flip the switch and send it right back.
by EliMitchellFan#18393618 April 22, 2024

by Bignob September 13, 2017

you: well its only 8:15pm we still have time to do something while we're downtown?
me: are you crazy! i'm gonna sit this dinner hangover out by doing my favorite activity, Nothing! Now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna slowly morph into the car-seat.
me: are you crazy! i'm gonna sit this dinner hangover out by doing my favorite activity, Nothing! Now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna slowly morph into the car-seat.
by fuzzypeachezzzz September 25, 2010

I bought a dozen vacuums at clearance for $45 each and resold them at $90 each. The buyer is paying all s&h so I got $660 dinner.
by Grailpolisher January 13, 2022

by D down for real October 6, 2020

a social gathering of friends at Denise's on a Tuesday
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag
Natalie: Can we go to Lidl? I need to get stuff for the Gnocchi for Tuesday Dinner.
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?
by denisez April 18, 2021

by JBiznitz November 1, 2021
