Thanksgiving dinner

When you take a vacuum and suck everything out of a man’s body through his penis. Then flip the switch and send it right back.

Dude me and my girl were going so hard, she gave me a Thanksgiving dinner

by EliMitchellFan#18393618 April 22, 2024

dinner surf

Blagging dinner from your mates wives on consecutive evenings

Craig, are you coming out for a beer?
I can't, I'm dinner surfing round Paul's tonight.

by Bignob September 13, 2017

dinner hangover

being totally incapable and sluggish after eating a huge meal

you: well its only 8:15pm we still have time to do something while we're downtown?

me: are you crazy! i'm gonna sit this dinner hangover out by doing my favorite activity, Nothing! Now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna slowly morph into the car-seat.

by fuzzypeachezzzz September 25, 2010

Dinner

The profit made after the sale of an item or subject, after all expenses have been figured in.

I bought a dozen vacuums at clearance for $45 each and resold them at $90 each. The buyer is paying all s&h so I got $660 dinner.

by Grailpolisher January 13, 2022

Dinner pigeon

A girl who goes out to dinner with a guy just to get a free meal.

Look at these dinner pigeons playing these simps for free scraps

by D down for real October 6, 2020

Tuesday Dinner

a social gathering of friends at Denise's on a Tuesday
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag

Natalie: Can we go to Lidl? I need to get stuff for the Gnocchi for Tuesday Dinner.
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?

by denisez April 18, 2021

Dinner In The Oven

When a young man feeds a MILF a cockmeat sandwich.

I paid the boy down the road to put my dinner in the oven.

by JBiznitz November 1, 2021