dickbrush

where a man puts tooth paste on his dick and gets a woman to "brush her teeth" with his dick.

Kelly's teeth were extra clean after she visited my dickbrush

by 32isAnumer August 16, 2010

dickectomy

A medical procedure to complete a sex change of a male to female. The procedure for the removal of the male penus.

Daniel offically became Danielle with the completion of his dickectomy.

by reffun November 22, 2010

Pre-dicked

Definition 1: When someone dances close to you and you have an orgasm prematurely. The opposite of predict as you were'nt expecting it. Supposedly common when dancing with an English woman.

Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.

DEFINITION 1: "She danced a little too close to him and he got pre-dicked".

DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!

by The Advanced July 11, 2011

Ghost Dicked

When you have intercourse with a female and she claims no such event occurred.

I had sex with this totally hot chick but she's denying it to her friends. I GOT GHOST DICKED!

by Unfortunate Ghostdicky April 24, 2012

Double Decker

The double decker is a combination of the upper decker and a blumpkin. The guy is on the top tank performing an upper decker while the girl faces the wall with her feet on the toilet seat giving him a blumpkin while she drops a deuce in the bottom tank

Double Decker The bitch pissed me off so in her bathroom i gave her sister a Double Decker

by tnfungi January 14, 2009

upper decker

Unleashing the biggest load of crap in the top portion of the toilet.

"I wasn't able to get a beer at this party, so I took it upon myself to give him an upper decker in the toilet".

by mark abestin December 18, 2003

Deep Dicked

Royally screwing someone over.

Jerry drove his brother Damien's car to visit his girlfriend. Not only did he curb jerrys's new wheels, but also left the gas tank on E, which really deep dicked him.

by Shmeeeeeeeeee44 December 29, 2014