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Schrodinger's Douchebag

Inziewienzie
> inziewienzie says something stupid and doesn't take accountability

This person is a huge Schrodinger's Douchebag
by Xalter September 10, 2025
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Douchebag

A hairy 18-year-old male named Joshua. Often seen playing Pokemon or petting a dog.
Person 1: Man, that douchebag goes to my school.
Person 2: You mean Josh?
Person 1: Yeah.
by NotAGuyNamedLogan January 19, 2022
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douchebag

a complete fucking pretentious asshole with an over aggrandized sense of entitlement.
can be a man or a woman.
you sir are a douchebag!

that fucking loser douchebag bitch thinks that her feelings, wants and needs are more important than everyone else's!
by limeade girl December 7, 2016
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Douchebag

A douchebag is a person who has a high ego coupled with no real traits to be an asshole, or loser. A douchebag typically bullies or humiliates others for the sake of making it up on their short end. A person who is mediocre and is so shitty, that they can't even be called a cunt.
A douchebag is a sad excuse for a human being with just insecurities and projects it on others, seeking it as a way for validation.
Micheal was being a total douchebag trying to pick up Sarah. Luckily, her boyfriend was there to put a end to his misery.
by AnubisCorects January 31, 2024
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Douchebag

An extremely bad liar. Someone who thinks they are convincing in their lies but are in fact not. "Ladies man" or think they are. Goes and does whoever he can. Usually has initials as they're name of choice!
Hey do you know JT? Yeah he's a real douchebag!
by Lollilol45 May 28, 2014
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Douchebag

A rating on the type A personality scale which ranges from Asshole to Douchbag.
John is an asshole but he gets things done. Dave on the other hand is a total Douchebag; he'll fuck you over in a heartbeat just to look good to the boss.
by Droobiedoo July 20, 2015
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Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.
OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.
by Shittin' November 13, 2023
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