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don't do it december

A second chance at No Nut November. Or, if you passed No Nut November and want another challenge, this is for you. Don't fap or fuck! Touching your dick other than to wash or piss is instant disqualification! Good luck! You'll need it.
"I failed No Nut November."

"Haha, nerd! I completed it! Get rekt scrub"

"That's why I'm doing Don't do it December!"
by Flamethrower99 November 8, 2018
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the fuck i don't

a way to say yes to an extreme amount; opposite of "the fuck i do"
person 1: you don't wanna watch this with me

person 2: the fuck i don't! of course i'll watch it with you
by untitledmisfit July 30, 2018
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don't publish this definition

you see? you see the dumb crap the urban dictionary editors will actually publish instead of real definitions?
don't do it. don't publish this definition. it's fucking useless. fuck you.

urban dictionary editor: Let's see here, we have a real and possibley helpful definition and one talking about some guy's random ass friend named James. Hmm which one should we allow on the urban dictionary. Hmm i'm gonna say the useless one about some guys random ass friend. Fuck the real and useful definitions right guys!

a bunch of dumb fuck urban dictionary editors: YEAH!
by BenderIsGreat3000 August 27, 2018
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Don't Pat The Table

A general expression which when translated means "don't punch my testicles."
Tom, don't pat the table.
by Evetsmeat June 10, 2018
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I don't wike it

This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time.... Chris Evans in an interview with Jimmy Fallon.
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.

He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner
Friend 1: hey let's go and work out.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.
by huCkleBerRy_mUffIn May 13, 2022
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Don't have a scoobie

When you have absolutely no idea at all; clueless.
Person A: "yo u know how to solve that 1 question on the homework?"

Person B: "i'll have a look" "nah mate i don't have a scoobie"
by AMT_ May 16, 2022
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