Credits Crunch

When you go to a movie and have popcorn, chocolate, twizzlers, a coke or any kind of junk food in excess. Then at the end of the movie, the credits roll, and all the grease and sugar from everything you have eating comes pounding down on you and makes you feel like puking.

Guy 1: Dude! Heard you saw Public Enemies last night and threw up after the movie!

Guy 2: Yeah. I had a large popcorn, coke, and some hersheys kisses. The credits crunch hit me bad.

by god July 5, 2009

Ass-Crunch

The name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or "crunched" in the buttocks or "ass"

You ass-crunch, I was going... to fuck her until you told me she had crabs; now I'll never get laid

by butteredtoastjam September 16, 2010

booty crunch

The act of nibbling or slowly licking that of another persons annal glands.

"damn man last night i booty crunched Leslie's asshole so damn hard."

by SillyBishs July 14, 2014

Semi crunchy mama

A mom who typically adheres to crunchy mama beliefs but occasionally will use disposable diapers for convince or who may or may not vaccinate

That mom breastfeeds, does baby led weaning, cosleeps, but believes in some vaccinations, she’s a semi crunchy mama

by S.C.Mama February 2, 2021

Luminary Crunchwrap

When your hitting it from behind and you reach into her asshole, pull out a piece of shit, wrap it in a tortilla, cum in it and then share it with her.

I tried the luminary Crunchwrap last night I liked it but she still hurts when I got the piece of shit.

by Big_tex_423 February 25, 2021

crunchy choco

when an asian woman eats a bunch of whole peanuts and shits in your mouth

dude i got the best crunchy choco from that thailand hooker

by jeff dids October 31, 2012

Crunch Bar

A girl that looks like the back of a crunch bar when she cakes makeup over her acne.

girl 1: this bitch be lookin like a crunch bar

girl 2: ew I know right

acne

by Babycakes066 December 6, 2015