Creeper

An online friend that doesn't want to show you a picture of him/herself and also doesn't want to verbally speak to you through the phone or any other source of communication.

You: "Hey, buddy...can I see a picture of you so that I know who I'm talking to?"

Creeper: "No!"

by Bamboota November 7, 2010

creeper tshirt

A creeper tshirt is worn by band kids who smell like rabbit ass. If you see someone wearing a creeper tshirt, punch them. They are built different.

Person 1: “THERES A KID WEARING A CREEPER TSHIRT RUN!!!”
Person 2: “I’m gonna punt that fucking kid.”

by vilestslut October 10, 2023

Creeper

Aww man

So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side

'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,

Creeper:
CS: "Aww man"
discord servers: " CREEPER, aww man"

by creeper, aw man July 28, 2019

Creeper

Those green bombs in Minecraft

Me: Minecraft game time!
Creeper: BOOM!
*Player was blown up by Creeper*

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 May 13, 2020

Creeper

Aw man....

Person1: Creeper!

Person2: Aw man....

by A_Fellow_Bored_Redditor August 29, 2019

Madar Creeper

Mother of all creepers

stop being a madar creeper.
When you find your boyfriend under your bed a day before the wedding: saala madarcreeper

by Raeemdacreeper June 6, 2021

Creeper

The thing that blows you up in your but. Via. the equivlent of a almost undetectable tactical nuke.

Creeper:...
Me: YAY!!! Diamonds!
Creeper: are you sure about that... HHIIIIIISSSSSSSS
Me: NANIIIIIII!!
Creeper: TACTICAL NUUUUUUKEEEEE!!!
Me:fuck fuxk fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!
My items: disiperioso
Lava: *takes items* there mine nooooow
Me: * destroys computer* IIIIII QUIT!!!

by Solar reader June 14, 2019