Common man

1. A person who is born lower to middle class in social hierarchy which strive to do every work to become better in life.

2. Typically a manlet (below average height) that is determined to climb social ladder and have ambition to become rich and hook all women.
3. Low-key incel.

—Look at that short guy, he's a typical common man.

by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024

Cosmentocious

a word that means everything or anything that you want and imagine covering for all words that exist and don’t exist

I wish this table was Cosmentocious. In this case this word is used to describe a table she wants but doesn’t understand how to explain it.

by M15dropshota December 8, 2024

Commonwealth Coupler

Where two obese members of the commonwealth hold each other tightly while hanging themselves to form a wrecking ball.

"John?"

"What's up Ed?"

"Lets do it..."

"You don't mean the Commonwealth Coupler...? do you?"

"Yes I do, it's time. Lets target the orphanage"

by BloodboundCentral January 31, 2025

Commonplace

Commonplace is a marketplace, like Facebook or Craigslist.
The difference is simple.
They handle delivery and payments.
That means no messaging strangers.
No negotiating.
No figuring out how to move a 300-pound item.
If you’re a buyer, you press buy now, pay securely, and we deliver and install it in your home.
If you’re a seller, you get paid securely at pickup while a professional crew handles the removal.
With Commonplace, you buy and sell big things without the hassle.

Instead of dealing with 40 Facebook messages and a guy named Mike saying ‘is this still available,’ I just used Commonplace and had the bike delivered to my apartment.

Facebook Marketplace is chaos. Commonplace is for people who value their time.

by TheOGschmuck January 27, 2026

Cosmopolitan Hippo

The act of urinated, defecating, and ejaculating on naked, obese woman; typically in the all-fours position.

Yeah man I am pretty exhausted, didn’t sleep much last night. I had to make the cosmopolitan hippo last night.

by SwiftNova1087 January 27, 2026

Commoncasting

The practice of stripping out-of-control elites of their money, property, and influence, so that, up to the third generation, they have to live like common people.

Don't worry, babe, we don't need to tip. You'll never guess who delivered the pizza!
Who?
It's Elon Musk, remember him?
Wow, haven't heard that name since he got commoncasted.

Hey, I’m Max.
Sam.

So, what's a cute guy like you doing in a dive like this?
Well actually, they won’t let me on the apps since I was commoncasted. But I think of it more like a pivot to povertymaxxing.

JARED! JARED!!
What!!!
Pops has done shit himself again. Clean it the fuck up.

Fuck you Vanky. Fuck I fucking hate commoncasting.

by Pretty Justice January 30, 2026

Commoncasting

The practice of stripping out-of-control elites of their money, property, and influence, so that, up to the third generation, they have to live like common people.

Babe, you'll never guess who's delivering the pizza!
Who?
It's Elon Musk, remember him?
Wow, haven't heard that name since he got commoncasted.

Hey, I’m Max.
Sam.
So, what's a cute guy like you doing in a dump like this?
Well actually, they won’t let me on the apps since I was commoncasted. But I think of it more like a pivot to povertymaxxing.

JARED! JARED!!
What!!!
Pops has done shit himself again. Clean it the fuck up.

Fuck you Vanky. Fuck I fucking hate commoncasting.

by Pretty Justice January 30, 2026