Cooped

the act of coughing so hard you poop yourself

The moment I coughed I knew I pooped and cooped my underwear.

by tinyblanket November 19, 2014

Cocked

Getting rammed in the rear.

That young fellow just got cocked in the ass.

by Kent May 6, 2003

cold cocked

Pitt football

Pitt University has an ongoing reputation of getting cold cocked in bowl games.

by Maaadman July 5, 2009

Cocked & Locked

The act of having a boner and being ready to fuck, or you are ready do load your weapon.

Cody - "Hey Austin are you ready for the party tonight?"
Austin - "Yea im already Cocked & Locked and ready to fuck!"
Cody - "Sounds like a Yaytime!"

by ZirkeyTurkey September 21, 2009

cold cocked

cold cocked (verb) The state of having been blown by someone with a mouth full of ice.

I was cold cocked last night.
She put me on my back and cold cocked me.

by Lloyd Winburn May 9, 2007

i choked it

When you use your bank card to 'pay at the pump', knowing your account will only be charged $1, and you pump way more than what is available in your account.

Yesterday I had $2.59 in my checking account and no gas. I choked it for $52!

by kheekis April 14, 2010

cocked

to have phone sex. It rhymes with talked. But it's no ordinary form of talking, it's phone sex. Hence, cocked.

"omg laur! i totally cocked with brandon last night! class with him tomorrow should be awkward"

by lauren1215 February 24, 2008