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One-man Conference Room

A very small room with a locking door that usually has large gaps in it and a single porcelin seat with water inside. The walls normally are suspended above the floor which also has a large gap to the ceiling. A roll of soft thin paper is almost always supplied in the room. Very often two or more conference rooms of this type are contained in a row next to each other in a larger room that usually has ceramic or tile floors. Rooms of this type are sometimes called a bathroom, restroom, water closet, among other names.
John: I have to take a meeting in the one-man conference room - I do not want to be disturbed.

Joe: Is it a stand-up meeting?

John: No it is a sit-down meeting.

Later...

Joe: How did your meeting go?

John: Negotiations were tough but it all worked out in the end. Of course no job is ever finshed until the paper work is done.
by Paper Pusher October 13, 2011
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eyeballs out configuration

An eyeballs out configuration involves vehicles going backwards at a great velocity, causing the eyeballs to bulge out.
The centaur rocket propelled the spacecraft, in an eyeballs out configuration, causing the pilot's eyeballs to bulge out.
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'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.
Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!
by psdmccartney March 13, 2019
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What's with the word confrontation?

Whenever I hit vote all I see is a bunch of confrontation definitions. It's weird.
Like srsly what's with the word confrontation???
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conference

Smoke weed, but in an enclosed & private area amongst known company & not total strangers. Generally done when participating in a group effort or task. To share a brief 4:20 with a trusted group of friends or associates in a secluded area.
Chris, Adam, Sam, & I are having a backstage conference at NearFest, would you care to join us?
by PirateShip May 30, 2011
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Confux'd

When you get so confused over something, and you can't seem to understand, and you're like... "fuck this shit".
(-b ± 2(b2 - 4ac)) / 2a had me confux'd.
by Zakul March 1, 2008
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Conformist Tool

Someone who's both a conformist and a tool. This essentialy means they do whatever it takes to fit in with their idea of what's "cool" (almost always trying to hard and further preventing it)and often let themselves be used and taken advantage of by their "friends". Rather than being a redundant statement, seeing as a conformist and a tool are the same thing to everyone who isn't anal enough to give a shit, the repetition seems to just strengthen the meaning.
Adam:Hey guys! Check out my new {Generic Gangsta Rapper}
T-shirt. Michael bought it for me after I drove him to the concert, paid for his and all his friend's tickets then drove them back to my place where they had a massive party and totally trashed the place. Isn't it cool?

The conformist tool should then be beaten to death by everyone within earshot.
by Shayden March 5, 2008
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