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Berklee College of Music 

Berklee College of Music is a music school in Boston, known for its top notch teachers and world class graduates.

It is also very overpriced and has very, very few females attending. Fortunately Boston Conservatory is close by which has a very low male population making for...well you know where I'm going with this. Also a very high percentage of students are metrosexual or asian, or both. Metrasian.

Extracurricular activities besides practicing or jamming can almost positively include smoking mad blunts and drinking 40s.

Over all an excellent college.
"Berklee College of Music is the only college where smoking pot improves your grades!" -John Mayer
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bentley college 

Business college 10 miles outside of Boston where there is an average incoming SAT of 1200, named one of the "12 Hot Schools for 2004" by News Week, hotel-like dorm buildings, resort like campus, and probably the best technological advanced campus and learning labs in the country. With a ranking of "Top 50 Undergrad Business Schools in the Country" the acceptance rate is becoming very low.

On the other hand, many girls typically wonder if their next pair of shoes will come from Gucci or Prada, where guys go tanning and pop their collars while thinking there is nothing at all wrong with it. BMWs and Audi's roll around everywhere on campus, with the ocassional 100k+ head turing sports car driven by a weathy, tight jean wearing international student.

Frat life is a joke and no one cares about it's sports teams. Drinking is encouraged on campus through the existence of it's own Pub and registered keg parties in the dorms. While there are many down to earth friendly students, the business nature of the school attracts even more wealthier New Englanders and international students who are only concerned about making enormous amounts of money some day.
A: Where you going to school next year?
B: Hopefully Bentley College, but i can go to Babson or Bryant if i dont get in.
bentley college by Derek T. September 30, 2005

Albion College 

A small liberal arts college in an itty-bitty, teensy-weensy town in the middle of Michigan.

The students find creative uses for their time. Activities include: athletics, studying, practicing, procrastinating, "socializing", socializing, Greek life, and Facebooking.

Class sizes are small. Course content is challenging. There's a rock and some squirrels.
Albion College by notsomejerk September 14, 2011

Harvey Mudd College

1. A community of unicyclists, pyromaniacs, and computer nerds.

2. An exciting, if short-lived, resource for Scrippsie's sexual frustration. Mudders are preferred to CMCers because they are less likely to turn into sexual predators.

3. A campus full of men who break up with Scrippsies by telling them that they "can't see this ending in marriage."
"Dude, you go to Harvey Mudd College? Can you get me some free tentacle porn?"

"You're dating a Mudder? Does he have time to sexually service you, when all he does is play Warhammer and D'n'D?"

"What do you mean 'your girlfriend's a Mudder'? There aren't any women there!"

so college 

The phrase "so college" is meant to convey the difference between the college environment and the real world. In college students can relax all day and act like adults but survive on others' money, and be ridiculous and irresponsible without consequence.
student 1: Spotted on the quad: a couple kissing, guys playing ultimate, and people singing and playing guitar.
student 2: that's so college.

student 1: last night was so college...I woke up in a stranger's room on the floor with popcorn in one hand and beer in the other. I still managed to make it to class by 9.
student 2: SO college. way to go.
so college by collegestudent37 April 28, 2011

greensborough college

A scum filled school where teachers peer pressure students to turn up to bangerz and turn down class. It is full of dirty guys that are sexually experienced very young and girls that are casual cake face sluts with dresses up to their ass, have blotchy fake tan and ratty hair extensions. The teachers are mostly old and are disliked by all the students except the few good ones. Highly recommended that you don't attend this school!
Bro, she goes to greensborough college she's definitely a whore.
greensborough college by cunty1 April 21, 2017

The Evergreen State College 

A public college located in olympia wa. The school is often frowned upon by douche bags who serve no purpose in life, but is respected by many professionals.
Dude, you go to the evergreen state college? That's awesome!