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College for emojiology

You don’t have to go to college or school in any sort to become a professional emojiologist or Emoji Designer. The salary of this career is up to $200,000 Dollars a Year.
by Jh Diorr September 11, 2020
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ashbury college

ashbury college is a private school on the rich snobby side of ottawa you’d think everyone that goes to ashbury is filthy rich but unless you’re a boarder you’re probably average and just got a scholarship for anything, imagine a high school that gives out 10k basketball scholarships holy shit. if u don’t have a scholarship and u go to ashbury you probably live in the castle houses in manotick. if you go to ashbury and it isn’t one of the first things you talk about u lowkey try to act mad ghetto and try to avoid that ur parents spend 35k+ a year on ur grades 4-12 education
person: dude she’s smoking hot
other person: yeah man she goes to ashbury college
person: oh shit she’s never going to shutup about it
by anon6193629 August 20, 2019
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gaston college

A school that everyone has attended but no one has wanted to. A place where you realize 7 years down the road you're only half way to your associates and you probably should've taken a summer semester.
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A slang term for a place where non conforming hippie haters go to scooter and smoke poots so their lame millennial parents think they're still the good horny toads they raised them to be.
Charlie: I'm going to Gaston College later, wanna come?
Max: Aw c'mon man you had a 2.7 GPA you could've at least made it into UNCC
Charlie: Nah bro we're going to spark up some poot floats
Max: Oh it's lit fam
Charlie: vape me to life
by superiorhornytoad June 21, 2016
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college savings

Person 1, Yo, I just gave my College savings to an E girl
Person 2, bruh why did you do that
by Edis0088 June 13, 2022
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college debt

college debt is what evveryone fears the most, there is no way out of it
college: you better pay up fucker
me: you already stole half of my life savings what more do you want?!
collge: debt, College Debt
by yobev December 4, 2020
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College Poopie

A college poopie is when ones brain gets so full from college stuff that they just shit it all back out.
Person 1: Dude, I've taken in so much college info it just all came back out my ass.

Person 2: You just made college poopie!
poop college
by TheCrazyOne23 April 9, 2011
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Groby college

Full of lads who want to be drug dealers and nitty girls who skive lessons to smoke on the shale.

Dan Wilton touches kids
by Zootgang January 22, 2020
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