A shitty no-good canadian-based coffee shop chain, similar in style to Tim Hortons but lacking any soul. Serves repulsive coffee and donuts as well as other disgusting food. Open 24 hours to serve drunks, stoners and other drug addicts alike.
by supamonkey January 1, 2005
Get the Coffee Timemug. When you spread an Italian girl's brown pussy lips and the skin forms a circle that looks like a coffee cup stain.
by charming sorrow January 17, 2009
Get the coffee stainmug. by Capricorn3 October 22, 2010
Get the Coffee canmug. The act of providing coffee to someone and receiving head or cunnilingus in gratitude.
An excuse to have a quickie somewhere in or around the office.
An excuse to have a quickie somewhere in or around the office.
I brought some coffee to Jeff the other day and I was rewarded with the best tongue lashing around.
If anyone asks I'm going on a coffee run, be back in about twenty minutes.
If anyone asks I'm going on a coffee run, be back in about twenty minutes.
by Stereotyped April 24, 2013
Get the Coffee runmug. A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffee Beanermug. Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.
This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011
Get the Dessert and Coffeemug. A mom who believes their child (ren) always follow the rules and would never do anything intentionally wrong.
Owen just got those shoes last week and they're already destroyed.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
He has always been tough on shoes; that doesn't happen with your other son.
If he loves the shoes, he will do everything he can to care for them though, right?
Pfff if you believe that, you're a complete coffee mom.
by Whatsgoodyoungho February 16, 2018
Get the Coffee mommug.