dick clap

When your dick is inside David’s ass and he screams my little pumpkin hole

Dude I just dick clapped David in the boys locker room!

by Charlie socket December 8, 2019

A Clapped Nathan

When you pour gravy in your nostril to flavour your brian

If zombies are going to eat you, you might as well do A Clapped Nathan.

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

Looping Clap

A strange disease that afflicts people who make excessive use of Roland drum machines or emulations thereof.

"Check out my sick beat"
"Yeah, dude, you've got the looping clap. You should see a doctor about that."

by obscure_robot August 20, 2012

Clap a writ

To issue a written warning to someone (usually when they break a rule/law)

You'd better get out of there before they clap a writ on you!

by NovaScotian-8 December 4, 2020

clap it out

go have sex.

Hey babe let’s sneak away from the group and clap it out

by wickedgal November 9, 2020

Clapped nonce

Fucking ugly ass pedophile

hey Josh do you think Tommy is a clapped nonce?

by Quagomolebork June 3, 2022

Butt Clap

This is when you have gonorrhea in your ass.

She can only give you butt clap with her strap-on if she licks it first!

by Moose Hole March 25, 2009