Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 25, 2023
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Fishy Christians

Person with linear, metal, fish insignia/logo on the back of their car.
"Look Mom, there goes more Fishy Christians with that fish sign on the back of their car!!"
by I M Right May 21, 2008
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christian wico

Christian Wico is an amazing guy. He is very funny, nice, intelligent, handsome, and with a great big heart. Christian is the a guy that every girl wishes to have. And if you have a Christian in your life you are a very lucky person. Christian is AMAZINGLY AWSOME!!! He loves to draw!!! Christian is very cute and adorable but manly. When you get to meet Christian Wico you will fall in love with him. Christian Wico is the definition of fun, funny, handsome, badass, and loveable. Funny, love, him, understandable, respectful courageous, intelligent.
Girl 1: omg!! I just met christian Wico and he is very funny, and very handsome.

Girl 2:Forreals??

Girl 1: yes!!! He is amazing
by kim858585 December 21, 2013
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christian slimm

best person you'll ever meet he's an all-star & also is the sweetest, he's vvvv cute too
christian slimm is an all-star
by prettyswag and cool November 20, 2015
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Christian Lloyd

Name of a gentleman and successful man.

Rich and bold name of a man.
Christian Lloyd you're so handsome and gentleman.

Christian Lloyd is one of the greatest name
by Mister Senpai January 01, 2021
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Christian Myth

A Myth created by the Christian religion to either scare a child into correct behavior or to guilt a child into correct behavior.
Ever hear the Christian Myth, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten,"?
by Germomiter January 10, 2006
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Christian

One who is kind unless you get on his bad side then he is a raging bull. Acts just like his father which isnt always a good thing and is as cheap as they come, but doesnt mind taking money from others. Almost always forgets the things you do for him but will ALWAYS remind you of every single thing he has done for you, which is a rare thing indeed. Will put his girl first only if he isnt busy talking about trucks or his beloved snap on tools. Will almost never text back but has plenty of time to browse criagslist for hours. Is always right and never wrong. Ha yeah right. Will make you feel like his one and only at the beginning but sad to say give it a few years and you will feel like NOTHING compared to his tools, craiglist and his porn.
Where is Christian? Oh he's outside in his truck on criagslist, give him a few hours he will be in.
by poppyseedjr February 12, 2014
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