carl-axel

A real Gym lad. With a 0.003 meters dick. Benches 800 and is a real Taurus.

In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.

That guy is so fit, he must be Carl-Axel.

I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel

by Snus1337 December 15, 2016

She-Carl

A She-Carl is a father who identified as a mother for the purposes of custody and child support. But he doesn't spend any of the child support on his child.

Kid 1: "why don't you have shoes"
Kid 2: "my dad spends all the child support that mom gives him on himself."
Kid 1: "he's a douche bag."
Kid 2: "he's a She-Carl. We're not supposed to judge."

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025

Carl

A humongos cock and he can pretty much fight anyone and stand victorious. HE IS HANDSOME AS FUCK AND THE GIRL GET IT

Carl is a great person

by Popo25678 March 14, 2022

Carl

A man that seems very balanced in all aspects however he is only hiding it well, he is very handsome and people tell him that but he is insecure and doesn't believe it. He treats women and his momma like a treasure. He is loyal, trust worthy, says mean jokes, humble and a cool chill guy unless you cross his boundaries he will say something about it. if you happen to be friends with a carl you are very lucky.

Carl? yeah he's cute

by Hdhshdhd December 4, 2021

Carl

Is your gay friend lovable and very gay

Oh i just know he is a carl

by OWMAYGUARD November 23, 2021

carl john

carl john is a very nice,sweet,and loving person,he

likes to talk to his friend briony a lot.He's a big fan of cat and capybaras.Carl john may be goofy all the time but he's really smart and intelligent.

Carl john is a very attractive person.

Carl john music taste is the best.

by mswhvdjsvwvz July 21, 2022

carl townsend

the smile that lights up life and makes any day brighter

Ive been feeling blue, seems like a good time for carl townsend

by Your One and Only Baby February 3, 2010