Definitions by shmurp

stop eating his ear! 

Something you scream at your friend that you just found out is a cannibal.

Hey you, stop eating his ear!

stop eating his ear! by shmurp June 12, 2017

flaming carl 

flaming carl is the act where you crapand then drop the poo into someone's mouth (it is better when they are asleep or entirely unsuspecting).

Carl just dropped a massive flaming carl into Karl's mouth.

flaming carl by shmurp January 30, 2017