Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

Couch bag

A douche bag who is also lazy.

Ugh your roommate is such a couch bag. He's always a jerk to me and never cleans up his mess!

by CertFix December 6, 2014

Couch pro

Someone who is experienced in spending large amounts of time on the couch. This person typically spends a lot of time watching TV, movies, Netflix, or YouTube, playing video games, or channel surfing, or some combination thereof. Think "couch potato," but with more purpose and intent.

Guy 1: "I heard Joe binged 6 seasons of The Walking Dead last week."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's a real couch pro."

by Danager1989 April 12, 2017

Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.

Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.

by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020

Couch Quake

the movements or rumbles one feels on the opposite side of the couch during a nestled flatulance.

She said "EWW, don't get up, I felt that couch quake all the way over here !"

by Big Brada November 29, 2012

Porch Couch

A couch used on the porch to bask in the sun and watch clouds while tripping balls

Jerry loves using his porch couch in the summer when he's high as a kite

by The world is symbolically burn March 8, 2021

Couch

(Possibly older urban slang) It’s what you put on top of a scoop of ice cream or a sundae, indiscernible from what can be found from reaching under the cushions of a couch, scooping up what you can, and sprinkling it on top of said frozen treat.

Girl let’s go to the Tasty Freeze...I want me a BIG ASS bowl of soft serve chocolate with couch.

by ovalbeach October 21, 2019