Chode 

A wannabe chad

Person 1: hey did you see that guys beard
Person 2: yea he looks like a chode

Chode by wanderingaxolotl July 1, 2020

chode 

a man with big dick energy.

man what a chode

chode by BadFrame30 July 11, 2020

Chode 

Chode is the definition of a womanizer a small little man who has a small penis and acts like it’s huge and he will bring great dissatisfaction in bed sorry ladies

Her: Dawson kept is such a chode

Her2: he acts like he’s amazing but his pp is tiny ☹️

Chode by Bossyandboujee7 July 30, 2020

Chode 

A penis wider then longer

Nice chode bro

Chode by Cacamaster September 7, 2020

Chode 

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.

Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!

Chode by Glitterdragon420 September 18, 2020

Chode 

A word used to describe loving your mother in a platonic context.

Hey mom, I have a fat chode

Chode by imbaconlol November 12, 2020

Chode 

A dick that is like 10 inches wide and 2 cm long

Senario
Man with chode: hey sexy wanna touch my big fat cock
Female:ew no get that ugly chode away from me you cock lookng ass rat

Chode by Misseshippo November 8, 2020