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califoreigner

Citizens of the once great state of California are actually mostly foreigners, making white folks the vast minority. This also accounts for the fact that the state always chalks up 55 electoral votes for the liberals every stinking election.
I was trying to drive thru LA, but kept being cut off by califoreigners. These califoreigners are making the state unsafe for white folks.
by alchoholicanonymous March 30, 2015
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california eyes

that girl is giving me serious california eyes.
by problematicjax July 5, 2017
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chica caliente

To me, it meant "Hot Chick" when I put the Spanish equivalents of Hot and chick together. Say it to a Mexican girl, however, and the combination will probably get you slapped silly. To Mexicans, it's just another way of saying "Whore." According to a friend from Venezuela, however, "chica caliente" would mean pretty much what I intended, "realy good-looking girl."
When I said she was a chica caliente
She slapped me like I'd said she was a whore
My Spanish leaves a lot to be desired
Guess I'd better learn a little more
by Guilliermo July 23, 2007
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California Cut

This term explains a strategic driving tactic used by motorists who have little to no patience. Performed during rush hour or anytime with heavy traffic...upon exiting a freeway or trying to enter a turning lane the driver cruises by hundreds of waiting cars and then slips in at the last possible second.
Passenger: "Ah man, this exit is backed up for a mile!"

Driver: "Don't worry, I'll bust a California Cut on these fools!"
by Justin Baxter March 19, 2008
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butt calipers

A standard system of measurement for determining if a girls booty is in the correct size range. This is done by placing the tips of your thumbs together and pointing your pinkies straight out to determine if a females butt fits within that size range. This system of measurement can be misleading if you have been drinking and your calipers become more flexible leading to a morning of shame and self-loathing.
Situation 1:
Justin: "I was drinking too much last night and my butt calipers caused me to bring home a heffer."

Chris: "That's unfortunate, you should probably chalk this one up to a slump buster"

Situation 2:
Samer: "I saw this girl at the club last night and was so excited when she fit perfectly within my butt calipers. Unfortunately it turns out she was like sixty years old!"

Nick: "You still had sex with her didn't you?"

Samer: "You're focusing on all the wrong details."
by cmoney55 September 9, 2011
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California earmuffs

(N): large headphones (such as skullcandies) worn as casual accessories, oftentimes while not even connected to an mp3 player; they appear to be earmuffs because of their large size.
person a: "Hey look at Jaimee wearing her California earmuffs. SHE LOOKS SO COOOL!"

person b: "Naww dude she's old news. Everyone's tired of her. She doesn't even play music on them! She just walks around with them on. AND ITS NOT EVEN COLD."
by 4n4nn1 March 24, 2011
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California Interstate

Sticking a toy car into a girl's vagina
After raiding his Hot Wheel collection he gave his sister a California Interstate
by J-Beize April 30, 2009
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