Pastry Case

A Pastry Case is someone of complete incompetence, absolute brainlessness and usually a bad haircut.

Ellis fell out of a trolley on to a sea of purple hamsters fighting each other with olive tree branches!! What a complete Pastry Case!!

by UrbWizard November 20, 2019

case of the coods

Just a regular case of the cooties

“Yo bro be careful, you don’t wanna catch a case of the coods”

by CEO of having too many kids March 16, 2020

Beef Case

Also known as a taco 12 pack from Taco Bell.

Yo bro, grab a beef case on your way over.

by Acuracy June 8, 2016

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

upper case gums with lower case teeth

When someone has messed up teeth and none are missing including some baby teeth.

Used to describe when someone has some jacked up teeth. Especially when they have all of their adult teeth and still have baby teeth that never fell out but just cramped together. “That bitch has some upper case gums with lower case teeth.”

by RU4BN8 April 8, 2023

Case of the Rorys

When you repeatedly get close to accomplishing something, but fail due to the pressure of the moment, a la Rory McIlRoy.

I was about to get her number last night, but I caught a Case of the Rorys and started stammering about types of fairway grass. And I was wearing my Sunday red!

by rhomadothmus March 7, 2025

Bad Case of Loving You

Whoa
A hot summer night, fell like a net
I've gotta find my baby yet
I need you, to soothe my head
And turn my blue heart to red
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
A pretty face don't make no pretty heart
I learned that buddy from the start
You think I'm cute, a little bit shy
Mama, I ain't that kind of guy

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of loving you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you
I know you like it, you like it on top
Tell me mamma, are you gonna stop?
You had me down twenty-one to zip
Smile of Judas on your lip
Shake my fist, knock on wood
I got it bad, and I got it good
Doctor Doctor, gimme the news
I got a bad case of lovin' you
No pill's gonna cure my ill
I got a bad case of lovin' you

by Death Menace February 18, 2023