The Soup Can

When you nibble around the entire rim of an asshole and suck the chowder out.

I gave that fag The Soup Can last night, what a queer!

by T.y Durden August 18, 2018

Klan in a Can

What you drink when you need a racism boost.

Terrentino must have had an endless suply of Klan in a Can when he filmed Django.

by viktur February 1, 2013

cheesy as canned

A phrase referring to the subject discussed as being equal to or lower than the quality of canned cheese. See cheesy

Dude, that joke was cheesy as CANNED.

by khristopher November 13, 2009

retardation in a can

1. Kids with the intelligence of the dumbest dog who superglue paper to their eyebrows then proceed to rip it off
2. Anyone below your grade level in High School

"That freshman Is retardation in a can"
-Kid with average intelligence

by aagentxissavage December 13, 2017

Can man

A can man is someone that likes to take it in the rear by a man named shaq

Brandon is can man

by MonkeyMMan69 January 23, 2021

Gas-canning

When you have warts in your hand and you finger blast a girl and it makes the noise a gas can nozzle does when it goes in and out of the can.

Wyatt was gas-canning his girlfriend last night.

by Dr.Doe June 19, 2018

plastic and cans

awesome, sweet, radical, far out, out of this world, da bomb,

Bro, this party is so plastic and cans

by bad bromance May 4, 2010