Of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduling. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that C-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probably because A or B shift showed up. They are also ridiculously good looking and have killer mustaches that make all the old lady's wet. DILLY DILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Thank god C-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"
"Did you see that guys stache what a C shifter"
"Did you see that guys stache what a C shifter"
by pit of misery November 18, 2017
Get the C shift mug.by Corey Wagner April 14, 2005
Get the c-shot mug.This word derives from the word “cock smoker” which is used to describe a man who likes to give oral sex to another man. Ultimately this word can be used to describe a person who is acting like a bitch. This word is great because it can be used around the whole family since no one can tell what the C stands for.
Jake: “Hey Vlade are you coming out with us tonight?”
Vlade: “No, I think I am just going to hang out with my girlfriend and watch the Little Mermaid.”
Jake: “you’re such a C-smoker!”
Vlade: “No, I think I am just going to hang out with my girlfriend and watch the Little Mermaid.”
Jake: “you’re such a C-smoker!”
by Jakeb206 April 23, 2006
Get the C-Smoker mug.In the fire department culture, work is usually divided into 3 shifts, or platoons; A, B, & C shift. The C shift is the spawn of the A & B shift, when fire departments became busier with higher call volume. It was necessary, to have an extra shift, in order to get the other shifts longer group days off for rest & recovery. It was also necessary to get the stupidest, dumbest bunch of village fucking idiots into one group, so as to only let the public be in danger by their incompetence only 10 days out of the month instead of 15, or only 1/3 of the year, instead of 1/2 of the year. fuck sticksass clownsbutt fucking idiotsboner biting butt fuckersdonkey punching dick lickersshit eating fart knockers
A shifter: "Good morning C shifter, what happened to the rig & why do we have a reserve engine?"
C shifter: "Well, we were coming down the hill from a call & the brakes started smoking. When we came to a stop, I engaged the spring brakes. They never released. Oh, I guess you're suppose to down shift to a lower gear, too, when you're descending a hill. You ever heard of that before?"
A shifter: "What? Fuck me."
C shifter: "Oh, we were super busy, too, so we didn't wash the rig & you need to get fuel."
A shifter: "Dude, there's a fuel tank at the side of the station......was it that difficult to pull in after the last call & get fuel."
C shifter: "I was hungry & I wanted to eat. I didn't want the truckers to get the last of the pancakes."
A shifter: "You're such a fuck ass. Fuck, I hate the c shift."
C shifter: "Well, we were coming down the hill from a call & the brakes started smoking. When we came to a stop, I engaged the spring brakes. They never released. Oh, I guess you're suppose to down shift to a lower gear, too, when you're descending a hill. You ever heard of that before?"
A shifter: "What? Fuck me."
C shifter: "Oh, we were super busy, too, so we didn't wash the rig & you need to get fuel."
A shifter: "Dude, there's a fuel tank at the side of the station......was it that difficult to pull in after the last call & get fuel."
C shifter: "I was hungry & I wanted to eat. I didn't want the truckers to get the last of the pancakes."
A shifter: "You're such a fuck ass. Fuck, I hate the c shift."
by thefuriousone January 4, 2008
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The most tactical and elite shift of a fire department. Any new firefighter with any talent is quickly moved to C shift . If you are put on any other shitbox shift other than C-shift than you might as well quit. When there is a task that needs to be completed, you can always count on C-shift, the other two shifts are not worth the toilet paper you wipe your ass with.
Fire Chief: "C-Shift, I need you all to continue to do solid work. A & B-Shift..... just sit there and don't touch anything and get your thumb out of your asses."
by TBB4Life June 21, 2020
Get the C-Shift mug.A shortened form of "Fore Castle", the forward part of a ship where the anchor and mooring lines are kept.
My first duty on board ship was to swab the fo'c'sle.
A mooring line on the fo'c'sle just parted and busted a capstan.
A mooring line on the fo'c'sle just parted and busted a capstan.
by BigBoy90 December 28, 2008
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