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outside burrito

An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”
Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”
by Eweesheewee March 16, 2020
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Discreto burrito

When someone is hispanic but due to appearance and mannerisms its undetectable.
John: You know Liz is hispanic
Mark: Really? I never knew!
John: yeh shes a discreto burrito
by HeylooUD October 30, 2011
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Wrapped Burrito

When Lady Tamara gets desperate that she will use all available orifice to engulf his penis like a Wrapped Burrito.
She's desperate for his account! A whole Wrapped Burrito!
by EVVONYY October 31, 2017
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mystery burrito

a burrito that you dont know what is inside
is that a mystery burrito
by makemoney1234 December 17, 2010
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refried bean burrito

A refried bean burrito, much like the normal bean burrito, is where the man gives anal sex to his partner, and then receives oral sex from a different partner.
Man, i gave Clara anal and then gave Sarah a refried bean burrito!
by ZombiEngineer May 31, 2015
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Burrito after dark

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark
by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023
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Bean burrito

The act of stuffing your balls into the vagina of a Mexican woman while she's wrapped in a blanket
This girl invited me over to Netflix and chill and I toltaly turned her into a bean burrito
by Dami_Nuf May 4, 2024
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