OPM Board

An excellent board on gamers.com.

I spend too much time on the OPM Board.

by bobcj September 24, 2003

Walk-Boarder

A person that walks with their skateboard untill someone can see them, then they hop on their board.

Lets go take that walk-boarder's skateboard, man he is gay!

by jac5 October 2, 2005

Wake-boarded

Chatting up a hottie in the bar only to have your buddy step in, make the moves, and not make himself scarce. Eventually you wake up to the situation and realize he's trying to illegally board your target...

You were doing well with that chick last night until Jim totally wake-boarded you...

by Rack 'em and stack 'em August 25, 2008

Big boarin

Something that is hard core, or super fast or fighting.

Luke and Toby were big boarin in the parking lot, because Luke was being a douche.

by zach.69 November 9, 2009

beer board

Getting someone drunk to get information

I'm gonna have to beer board him to find out the truth about my girl.

by dixiedreg December 19, 2011

Two nails on a board

This is used to describe a woman with no breasts.

Simply, the nails are the nipples and the board is the chest.

John: OMG! Did you just see that chick? She's basically two nails on a board!

Craig: Kinda like your girlfriend?

by xXshadowXx March 11, 2009

batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008