Water balloon

When holding the tip of your uncircumsized wang and peeing into it, therefore letting the piss build up until you let it go on some un-suspecting bastard/ bitch.

I did the water balloon on my roommate, unfortunately his girlfriend had her mouth open

by Eric theMeyer September 21, 2005

dirty bello

while eating the pussy,or sucking dick in doggie style position, the female, or male squirts a little poop in your eye.

dude last night i went down on the girl i took home from the bar, and i got a dirty bello.

by momo July 1, 2006

blue balloon

An icon used by drug smugglers in the southwestern united states. It was originally a symbol used to identify those who were muling drugs across the united states border, but has sense evolved to be a symbol for smuggled drugs on the whole.

The term has gained notoriety outside the underground from a September 23rd 2006 story broken on abc's news program 20/20.

Seeing a blue balloon on a car window you know they traffic drugs.

by Joseph Timberland November 13, 2007

Awkward Balloon

n. Playing off of the awkward turtle jokes, the awkward balloon is when you use your hands to blow up and tie an imaginary balloon. Then you walk backwards randomly thus creating the name "awkward balloon."

Example 1:
John: Hey Jordan, where do you want to hang out tonight?
Jordan: Let's go to the pants store.
Jimmy: Hey guys, where are you leet haxors going tonight?
*John peforms Awkward Balloon*

by John Tom Lom October 15, 2007

jelly bollocks

A faggot that lathers his bollocks in petroleum jelly before a faggotting session, he dips his nuts into the jelly filled pot in the fasion of teabagging then slapps them onto his bitch's chest and scrolls them down and tucks them into the gooch !!!

"hold on sammy i'm gonna grease you up some jelly bollocks"

"jesus christ martin where did you learn that ?"

"those were some long days and nights back in vietnam, but nothing helped me sleep better"

by juve September 12, 2007

Bollocks Chops

See Shitlegs.

Hello Bollock Chops!

by BURKBURKBURKBURK August 18, 2003

bollox

literal:testicals
Irish:####, crap, nuts, arse, feck etc.
My use: anything good or bad (similar to'#### me, thats great!/thats #####!')

literal:ouch!my bollox!
Irish:that is just bollox!
My use:bollox!thats great!
other:you can go suck my bollox if you dont like this

by your ma April 30, 2006