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drunted skibidi blumpkin

When someone is shoved into a toilet as you make them give you head with a swirly, causing them to drown and die with the mixture of cum going down their throat and constant flushing of the toilet.
John provided Steve with a swirly, which ended in a drunted skibidi blumpkin due to John’s horny ass and his bulling nature toward Steve. To give John both the pleasure of head and bullying little Steve, a drunted skibidi blumpkin occurred
by Munt Master February 24, 2025
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Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.
Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”
by HotDogDave July 12, 2021
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Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!
by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022
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Blumpkinator

The act of getting oral sex on the commode while Defacating and eating a baconator from Wendys
I was hungry, horny and had to shit so a blumpkinator Was my only option
by Asstastic716253 October 10, 2020
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jewish blumpkin

A jewish person giving a male head while he's taking a shit
Ariel, my friend wants a jewish blumpkin!
by 870 boys November 21, 2013
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blumpkin

getting the hawk tuah while taking a dookie
by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025
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blueface blumpkin

getting head while inside a skido can. when yku drop one it splashes the blue liquid onto the chicks face
taylor was giving a blueface blumpkin in the skido can at u pull it for five bucks.
by Suka may korncob July 8, 2025
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