bathroom sign [plain bagel]

A person always null of emotion and personality. They frequently exude boring behavior. They are not the life of the party. The real bathroom signs have no face, no expressions, no personality and you can only tell their sex by their clothing.

Bobby: Have you met Dan's girlfriend yet?
Stella: OMG, I did. She is so freaking boring. How lame?
Bobby: Absolutely, she's a total bathroom sign plain bagel. No personality, she completely blends into the walls.

by Professor Griff January 30, 2009

Man bitch jew bagel

a d-bag teaher who's entention is to fail most of his teacher class

whats wron woth that man bitch jew bagel

by JUSE MAN April 14, 2009

Wiz on a T'd bagel

Cheez wiz spread on a toasted bagel. Originally invented by JGB circa 1980's.

What do you want for lunch?

I'll have wiz on a T'd bagel, please.

by The "Big Guy" Brown January 28, 2019

Bagel

a product used for managing male back hair

Fred used the bagel to manage his back hair.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Bagel Adventure

An act in which two friends that go by the names of Meg and Amanda get in Meg's car and drive to JV Bagels at 10:00 A.M. before then working the 8 hour shift at the community pool

Jan - Do you want to go on a Bagel Adventure?
Bob - We can't you douche. Our names aren't Meg or Amanda (though I wish they were *ponders*)

by panda_chan303 December 24, 2008

Bagel

A common phrase used for a boy who likes to lick someones arse hole in an attempt to be everyones best friend!!! This is hence why a bagel looks like an arse hole!

'He is such a bagel that boy! I wish he'd stop licking my arse!!!'

by goon12393747 January 13, 2009

Begels

Begels: repeated exercise squeezing your anal sphincter in an attempt to tighten it and make it stronger.

I haven’t had a rectal prolapse since I started my intense begel regimen.
Doing my begels regularly makes my shits look like long garter snakes.

Since doing begels, my farts have moved from tuba and trombone to trumpet and bugle.

by Dr. Seymour Bottomholes September 16, 2020