beagel screwer

person who screws beagles

" U stupid beagel screwer!!"

by crazzyguywithabigwilly February 7, 2008

Releasing the Badger

When you are all minding your own business at work and you see that skanky bitch comin and you just release a little poot poot and the beast within comes out and takes reign of that bitch nose hairs and she will vomit in her mouth at least 5,927 times.

Nikki: Jackie, I was releasing the badger super gnarly and Christy walked right into it, dude!

Jackie: Nikki... you go girl! *wink*

by Momma Badger March 27, 2010

badge

Contrary to some beliefs, badge is not a secondary word for Vagina, but instead, the anus. It's shortened from 'rusty sheriffs badge'.

'Oi, John, check out the badge on that. Badge, John, Badge'

by Badgeman October 24, 2006

badgerific

somthing that is better than a badger and all is good

how you feelin today?? better than yesterday so i am feeling badgerific

by ray1 January 12, 2007

sheriff's badge

When a woman puts a man in spread-eagled (five-point) suspension bondage and titty-fucks him.

Brendon wasn't really into that girl, but then she gave him a sheriff's badge, and he fell in love!

by Allmeasshole February 22, 2009

fag badge

A characteristic that lets you know that if a certain person is a definite fag, such as having too many pictures of oneself, watching too much Star Wars, or listening to Fall Out Boy.

Person 1: Did you see how many pictures he had of himself?
Person 2: Looks like a fag badge to me.
Person 1: You think so?
Person 2: Yeah, I see it all the time. It's a common one.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

Hide and go touch the badger

A game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. You win by touching the most stuff. It's also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.

Hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.

by N1ck October 21, 2005