Negro Beans

The Answer to Everything

Having Marital Problems? Negro Beans!
Being Incarcerated for Fraud? Negro Beans!
Want an abortion? Negro Beans!

John, I want a divorce.

John: Negro Beans!

by Whatthefuckamidoing3 July 20, 2021

Step bean

Your best friend who makes sexual jokes and you pretend like you're gay or lesbian with. Usually they have a round head, not in an offensive way.

Friend one (no specific gender): Hey Step bean.
Friend two (same gender as friend one): Hey, wanna smash?!
Friend one: Oh yeah! So bad!

Both (After they are done for now): What a funny joke!

by Daddy Potato 🥔 123764 June 17, 2021

Bake the bean

a melkshamism - bake the bean - to make and smoke weed . Used as code .Also used to mean that you are leaving or want to leave .

shall we bake the bean?
if you have weed this probably means you are suggesting going somewhere to skin up - if you don't it probably means you want to leave the present surroundings

by ScaryJim December 9, 2004

Bean bloke

An odd type of fellow who often poses with orange hair and has a beanish aroma. Their heads are often 'bean' shaped and with this comes significant advantages in the realm of bean cooking, tasting and philosophy. Many often work for the head beanist (currently Sean Bean) who is the leader of the Beanism movement.

"Oi bruv! That Anthony fella is meant to be a bean bloke!" exclaimed Timothy.

"Blooming heck matey! I believe you are right!?" cried Frederick.

"We should be cautious around that porbis, that's for sure." replied Timothy

by Bean_man!11 February 11, 2023

bean astronaut

amogus

yo dude the fire alarm looks like that one bean astronaut

sus

by userhandlegoeshere July 1, 2021

Full of beans

Lively and full of energy.

A small child or pet running through the house "Someone's full of beans".

by Grimm1 February 16, 2020

bean wood

Getting sexually aroused by a mexican. Normally requires an erect penis but can also work for erect nipples.

Maria over there just gave me major bean wood. Hell, she gave the whole basesball team bean wood

by I got you back July 12, 2009