Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.

Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.

by highlandblade April 5, 2019

battered clam

What a woman’s pussy looks like after a gangbang.

After we pulled a train on Christy, she had one seriously battered clam

by JDubya67 June 11, 2019

Buttery biscuits

When a male ejaculates on testicles. They can be his or some from someone else.

I had buttery biscuits last night my side hoe wanted to lick the butter right off.

by a big dingus July 24, 2019

BatterFang

An Urban Legend known as a Pure Black Cat that wags its tail & actually thinks it is a Dog

My Cat CID SIDESTEP is the ultimate & true definition of a BatterFang.

by ChaosAboundZ October 24, 2019

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

by csace April 4, 2020

Buttery Kassy

a sexy beast that reeks of butter and likes the sleeps
she may or may not be a man

That buttery Kassy woke me up this morning with sex and the sweet stench of salty milk

by birthinghipsforyou April 9, 2020

Battert

To be energised like a battery whilst writing

Shut up Raymond Battert is a thing

by ExileOfSin April 14, 2020