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Cunty Bass 

An Insult used against another. Could be used towars anyone possessing an odourous vagina, or a bitchy fish if the situation calls for it.

Pronounced "Cun-Tee bAss"
Jeff: Should I Become A Doctor, Or A Teacher?

Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.

"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"
Cunty Bass by M Dizzzzzzzle November 19, 2006
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Carpet Bass 

Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.
Dammit, I dropped my lighter and now I can't find it. The carpet bass must have eaten it.
Carpet Bass by ThreeHills June 4, 2007
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trottin bass 

when you are totally trotting bass and just owning at everything. second definition is cameron winslow
dude i was totally trottin bass at that gig yo
trottin bass by cameronwinslow August 19, 2009

straight bass 

an amplifier of anything another person has just said
Person 1: i oughta smack a hoe for that
Person 2: straight bass
straight bass by gdfyftyudfyuitd November 15, 2009

jaguar bass 

Jaguar Bass - is a distinctive looking bass guitar manufactured by Fender. The bass typically features a Jazz bass Pickup and a Precision bass pickup but some special models feature a dual Humbucker. Played by the bassist for FVK and Mastodon
Did you see Drew from FVK on that Jaguar Bass it was awesome
jaguar bass by J-basser November 7, 2013

Skin Bass 

A General Term for a Black mans Large Penis. First Invented on Chonilla.com by Contributor Howard TS II
"dude, why did he have the door locked & sound proofed? was he recording music in his room?" "yeah, he was playing the Skin Bass"
Skin Bass by Mallard Redgrave December 2, 2013

Toasty Bass 

When the tunage is so raw and loud that the speakers themselves start to overheat
"Shit man, the speakers are starting to spark and smoke!"
"I know man, the bass is soooo fucking toasty"
"Yeah man, fuckin' Toasty Bass"
Toasty Bass by breadbaker420 December 28, 2013