ballons

The misspelling of the word 'Balloons' when my co-worker attempts to get our chat bot to spit out links of big bouncy breasts.

"@kato show me some organic water ballons"

by gnomishperson December 7, 2011

balloon knot

the look of the anus

After I tickled Jessica's balloon knot for a little while I butt fucked her so hard she'd leak when she farts

by Frank Grimes June 4, 2005

Cock-Balloon

Cock Balloons are like condoms, but cooler. They bring joy and stop icky-ness, like Obama, only not so religious. Often used as a hip way to encourage safe sex.

Changing holes? Think Cock-Balloons.

Don't dirty the pie! Use Cock-Balloons.

Overseas? Think Cock-Balloons.

by www.cock-balloons.com July 30, 2011

pop your balloon

A phrase your dumb friend says when he really means "burst your bubble".

Friend 1: "I hate to pop your balloon, but I'm actually fucking retarded."

Friend 2: "No shit you're retarded because you should have said 'burst your bubble'."

by krkelly January 10, 2014

Nipple Balloon

A balloon, that strikes a shocking resemblance to a womans brests. Has a distinct nipple quality and a perfect boobn texture. Many men who can't get any purchase these for their blow up doll on place of brest implants.

Jeff went to the party store to purchass some Nipple balloons for his variety of blow up dolls. So he could have a lil more fun.

by Deziray, hailey December 20, 2008

Bafoon

An alternative term for 'Babbling Idiot' commonly used for Croaking Toads.

croak you bafoon! I'll say it once again, i never said it was write or wrong

by BL Tribal Elder April 6, 2005

balloon knot

Tight puckered skin around the anus designed to stop shit from falling out your ass!

'yo bitch, you better stop that balloon knot squeekin if you wanna dry bummin'

by Marky MNM January 15, 2008