Boof

The act of having oral and/or anal sex with ones superior or subordinate, while both parties are married

I really want to boof my boss

by Ben Nomad April 8, 2020

king of the boof

“King of the Boof” is the highest award you can receive when following the Boof religion. This award shows you know the ways of the blunt, a master of fucking shit up, and get mad punani.

“That fool is a King of the Boof”
“On god”

by THUGDELAFAX January 2, 2019

bungle boof

When you take pretzel rods and put them on the outside of your butt and then you take a screwdriver and try to screw them in your hole while screaming bungle booF

When my parents were on their honeymoon I invited my friend over to do a bungle Boof with me

by Da real dirty dan August 15, 2017

Boof

The act of injecting liquid methamphetamine into someone's asshole.

"Give me a boof and I'll be on one all night"

by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024

Boof

Something that is a “big oof”.

Me: I failed my math test
Friend: That’s a boof

by Ginny Hermione Potter January 8, 2019

boofed

Black is white. Night is day. 2+2=17.34632.

When that molester Kavanaugh opened his mouth into a Devil's triangle, the world boofed and the Republicans slurped it up.

by the hands of justice October 6, 2018

Boof

A nickname for one of my pet rats Ruth (not pictured).

Me: Who’s hungry?! Boof is! Ope! So is brosie and booby! (Nicknames for the other two, Rosa and ruby)
Ruth: *is fat* *eats as much as possible in one bite*

by JoonLovesCrabs April 15, 2021