Awkword

A word that just by being said makes things awkward. A word that makes people feel uncomfortable.

Everyone is sitting quietly taking a test, when suddenly, someone yells: "DIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLDDDDDDOOOO!!!!"

The teacher's face turns crimson red with embarassment. It is silent for a full minute, then the class bursts out laughing.

Awkword.

by karatechopkid October 12, 2011

akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.

My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.

by Theboss88 May 2, 2016

kc akward

A super akward crush situation between two akward and shy peeople. Theres no age gap but just a horribly awful akward experience. Prayers go to the unfortunate ones who have a crush like this

I hve a kc akward problem T.T

by Poor shy soul April 3, 2017

Akward Turtle

A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs

Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man

by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009

Akward Cthulu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu). akward turtle

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.

by Chase Bond April 3, 2009

ackward

When awkward just isn't quite enough. More awkward than the awkward turtle.

"Did you see that guy spitting his game?"
"Yea, he looked straight ackward"

by wink91wink November 10, 2009

awakward

Twisted version of awkward with the same meaning.

“Aang, I need you to stay with her at all times, talk to her and maybe hold her hand,” he asked the last part with some awakwardness.

Awakward Amazingness (YouTube clip)

Adventures in Moldova: Awakward is the word

by Rava April 22, 2008