Asshole April

The act of anal once a day starting at 12 AM until the end of April at 12 AM. (Nut optional.)

Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."

by SkittleRainbow June 1, 2018

Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.

In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.

by 20stalks November 22, 2013

Asshole Dilemma

When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.

Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?

by lulucio December 22, 2020

Asshole Price

Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.

If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.

by aytball November 28, 2011

asshole mom

Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.

Jillian has an asshole mom but she's so awesome.

by LeighaJames October 11, 2017

cannibal asshole

A person that acts like an asshole solely towards other assholes, not to reign as supreme, but to eliminate them and prevent them from being assholes to others.

You were a real cannibal asshole when you ripped that asshole a new asshole.

by MelonSaurus November 25, 2013

Asshole Plaza

(rs-hole-plaz-uh). noun.

A public place of attraction for shoppers, social misfits and loiterers in general, situated in an unsavory location.

"Hey Rat, what are you up to tonight ?" .. "Hi Cog, I think I might just bum around the Rectumangle, maybe steal a car and do some burn-outs in ASSHOLE PLAZA carpark."

by Crack Baby Jesus July 4, 2016