When someone (usually from a nice fellow) asks a request of some kind that you heavily disagree with but you can't deny it or else you're the asshole.
Guy 1: Hey wanna go to my birthday party? Yeah, my grandma died, my dog got hit, I couldn't pay my bills, but I trust you could come.
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
Guy 2: (Wow I'm in such an Asshole Dilemma) Uh... sure?
by lulucio December 22, 2020
Get the Asshole Dilemmamug. When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
by Iguanadude June 22, 2018
Get the asshole golfmug. A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.
" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."
" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"
by leeitall September 13, 2012
Get the Assholic Beveragemug. a person who is to corky and rude to notice others. he or she is a total brat and is 100% selfish and does not consider others no one likes a snarky asshole
by The.alien.queen678 August 9, 2016
Get the snarky assholemug. A trojan asshole is basically when you fuck someone so hard up the ass that the asshole just stays open and they cant tense it or anything
"Hey did you hear that polly got a trojan asshole from haz last night?"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"
"Yeah she did a shit in science and it slid right out! She just couldnt hold it in!"
by Lil_birdman November 20, 2018
Get the Trojan assholemug. An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason
An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous
An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions
An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse
An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous
An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions
An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse
"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"
"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"
"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"
by You dont need to know, Okay? October 15, 2020
Get the Asshole personalitymug. 